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If you are thinking about going into Dracula's castle, wait until tomorrow morning. Going into the castle now, just as the sun is going down, is a stupid idea.
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Avoid parking garages. Nothing good ever happens in parking garages in horror movies. Very likely, there is a mad slasher hiding in the back seat of your car.
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If you are in a dark spooky house and a disembodied voice tells you "get out!" Get the hell out. What are you, an idiot? Also, shouting at the top of your lungs "I'm not afraid of you!" to a ghost is just inviting trouble.
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And if you've only got low billing, don't step in shot before the lead actor does, you're sure to die. From: The Metafictional Guide to Acting - FourthWall Press
Tassie
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Avoid having sex with anyone.
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Proper vehicle maintenance is a must. You don't want to break down on that deserted highway and have the creepy hillbilly stop to "help" you. And when the zombies attack, you can't afford a dead battery. Also take care where you park your vehicle. Parking in a mud hole is not conducive to a fast take off. Nobody wants to be spinning their wheels while monsters are pounding on the windows.
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DianaRoseWilson wrote:"Avoid having sex with anyone."
Especially if the location is the abandoned insane asylum or the haunted woods. Not a good idea.
--edited by Steve Merrill on 10/10/2015, 11:52 AM--
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Soldiers and policemen, stop shooting at the giant scorpion with your rifles and get the hell out of there! The bullets are just going to bounce off. Let the mad scientist who created this mess come up with a plan to stop it, a crazy plan, but it just might work.
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The mad slasher returns to your small town once every 13 years. At the stroke of midnight tonight it'll be exactly 13 years since his last attack. This could be a good time to GET OUT OF TOWN! Duh!
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